Well, they say television is the new podcasts. And if you're thinking about dipping your toes into the melting pot that is TV but struggling to wrap your head around which shows to sink your eyes into, rest assured I can offer you some clear and concise guidance. So whether you're wanting something to distract you … Continue reading Ten Must Watch TV Shows
Holly and Penny were catching up for brunch at a café. “Pen, you gotta check out my watch! Not only does it cover up all my disgusting wrist warts, but it’s loaded with all this crazy new technology. Like it gives me a shock if I make a contradictory statement.” “Woah, that's pretty high tech.” … Continue reading New Watch
In the break room of StockShare Industries Corp, salesmen Trent Alright and Josh McSmith were taking a breather after a busy morning playing darts and watching porn. While Josh was browsing the newspaper, Trent sipped at his coffee mug and shared his thoughts. “Hey I’m thinking I might bang Dumb Redhead from marketing later this … Continue reading Coke Break
Life’s tough. But we here at Murphy McLachlan are keen to make it that little less tough for you through the power of advice. Here are some common dilemmas and how to fix them! I can’t get rid of my toaster’s funky smell. Throw it in the ocean. How do I quickly remove a pudding … Continue reading Simple Solutions to Everyday Problems!
You might think there’s nothing interesting about animals, but you’d be stupidly mistaken. Here are some mind blowing animal facts that’ll make you say “holy shit!” Or should I say, “holy animals!” The Mexican Walking Fish is not actually a fish, isn’t Mexican, and can’t walk. Only female giraffes can sneeze. Because of the shape … Continue reading Crazy Animal Facts!
Ever since Christmas was invented, we’ve had the honour of seeing our favourite characters from the television shows we love celebrating it, just like us ordinary boring nonfictional folk do, and that makes us feel good. Sure, Halloween specials are kinda cool, and Thanksgiving spectaculars can be a bit of fun, but nothing makes you … Continue reading Murphy’s Xmas Top Tens: Top 10 Christmas Themed Episodes of TV Shows
In this modern age of podcasts and Netflix and books, it’s easy to forget about music. And who doesn’t love the greatest genre of music there is: Christmas. So I made a list, I checked it twice, now have a read to see which songs are nice! (I didn’t actually check it twice by the … Continue reading Murphy’s Xmas Top Tens: Top 10 Christmas Songs
Christmas time is special in that it can be enjoyed by pretty much everyone in the world - Christians, Catholics, and even Protestants. We all get a heart boner when we see the decorations appearing in stores around mid-June, and even a regular boner depending on the baubles they use. But what’s better than Christmas? … Continue reading Murphy’s Xmas Top Tens: Top 10 Christmas Movies
Some days are tricky, and some days are bad, but we got each other, and for that I’m glad! Brothers and mates, colleagues as well, we’re taking blood together, and hey that’s swell! If that catchy feelgood theme song doesn’t instantly bring a nostalgic smile to your face, you obviously didn’t grow up in Australia … Continue reading Top 10 Episodes of Blood Brothers
Sally Brant, Celebrant has been a staple of Australian television since it debuted back in February. The show delves into the personal and professional life of former detective Sally Brant who has recently left the world of policing to embrace her long time dream of marrying people. But our hero just can't seem to fully … Continue reading Top 10 Episodes of Sally Brant, Celebrant