Grand Theft Crime: Viami

The year was the 1980s.   The city was Viami; the slickest, coolest hotspot in town.   “Benny Vancock’s the name, and drug dealing is what I do. And it ain’t no fuckin game.”   That’s how I introduced myself to the sorriest bunch of douche-buckets I’d ever had the misfortune of laying my vintage …