“Coach Jeremy Speggs, you have been found guilty of seventy-four cases of drink driving.” “I told you, Mrs. Judge Lady, I couldn’t help it! I was really, really, really wasted! Even more wasted than I am now!” “Given the fact you are a lot of people in this courtroom’s childhood hero ever since you took … Continue reading Catches and Throws: The Coach Jeremy Speggs Story
Month: August 2015
Time Lieutenants
“Ticke! Tocke! Get in my office right now!” The cry of anger echoed through the offices of Time Crime Investigation Police HQ Headquarters. Detectives Robert Ticke and Chad Tocke looked up from their game of paper aeroplane fight. “Pftt, sounds like the Boss is pissed off about that mess we made in Ancient Rome.” “Hey, … Continue reading Time Lieutenants
Legitimate Sailors
It was fifteen and a half minutes into the weekly S.S Pirates Corp Pty Ltd meeting and the members were still arguing over Item One, when Long Tom Bronze burst in. “Well, look who decided to finally show his drunken, uncouth, scurvied self,” scoffed Lance Herring, who had taken it upon himself to lead the … Continue reading Legitimate Sailors