Coke Break

In the break room of StockShare Industries Corp, salesmen Trent Alright and Josh McSmith were taking a breather after a busy morning playing darts and watching porn. While Josh was browsing the newspaper, Trent sipped at his coffee mug and shared his thoughts. “Hey I’m thinking I might bang Dumb Redhead from marketing later this …

Simple Solutions to Everyday Problems!

Life’s tough. But we here at Murphy McLachlan are keen to make it that little less tough for you through the power of advice. Here are some common dilemmas and how to fix them! I can’t get rid of my toaster’s funky smell. Throw it in the ocean. How do I quickly remove a pudding …