What I Look For In a Chick

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with these prerequisites:   Have a lightning bolt streak in your hair. Preferably a blue lightning bolt. This shows creativity, as lightning bolts are not usually blue.   You use rad terminology like “chaunty” and “cool beans to the max” and “spag bol.”   You are … Continue reading What I Look For In a Chick

The Hon. Terry Palmerston MP’s Worst Moments

After many a blunder, infamous Victorian Premier Terry Palmerston was finally officially voted out of office on Friday. In honour of this, I’ve compiled a list of his biggest mistakes, gaffes, and embarrassing moments. During a heated argument in Parliament about the carbon tax, he began crying and punching the air wildly while screaming “Stop … Continue reading The Hon. Terry Palmerston MP’s Worst Moments