Australian youth station Triple J will soon be revealing their Hottest 100 of the Decade: the best songs from 2010 – 2019.
Well I’m here to say cancel the countdown folks, I’ve compiled the ultimate definitive list and anyone that disagrees is a dumb square.
So here it is, Murphy’s hottest, sickest, raddest, dopest, littest, bestest, goodest trax of the decade:
100. Broke Dumb and High – Edgeways
99. See You Then – The Mikes
98. Without You, Without Me – K-Flip
97. Fuck – Jaguar Speedway
96. The World’s Waiting – Carrie Heather
95. City livin – Hard Core Yawn
94. Too Toxic – Speedhump
93. Hotwired and Hungry – Great Dane
92. Turn It Round – STANK
91. Puzzle – Liam Widget and the Hazards
90. The Deep End – Queef Wellington
89. Pissed Off and Ready to Party – Guttadogz
88. Russell St- Nick Salmon
87. Hang On – Double Down
86. Molly – No Soup Tuesdays
85. Missed That – Drunk Mayor
84. Girl in the Target Ad – Quokka
83. White Skivvy – Gum Leaf
82. 4am -Michigan Swamp Rats
81. Whenever It Works – Zapped Felony
80. Burnt Sugar – Maximum Load
79. Silver Bullet to the Brain – Kegs Benedict
78. Twenty and Counting – Cosmos Jnr
77. Lucinda – Nut Plug
76. Long Fuse – The Lactose Bandits
75. Bad At This – Ketchup
74. Too Busy Pretending – Alive in Tucson
73. Ready When I Say Woah – Butt Scratchers
72. Come On Baby – Dingo Star
71. Better Than Sex – Nutmeg
70. Hotter than Harley- Pink Shirt
69. Those Nights – Old Mate
68. Nice Day for an Uprising – Better Off Ged
67. Get Bent – Dance Magnet
66. Happy Enough – Flipping Off Federer
65. Winnie Blues – Drunk on Mondays
64. Same Shit – Phat Sanga
63. Crazy Lady- Trent Illinois and the Bad Flavours
62. Fair Dinkum – Better Late than Trevor
61. Get Lost – Lancer
60. Knee Deep – Space Hawk
59. Grey Sweater – Six Weeks Sober
58. Sitting in the Camry – Wolf Bugle
57. Easy Street – Queen Arthur
56. High in Detroit – Backgammon
55. Heartbreak O’Clock – Paintball Wizards
54. Pub Drunk – Primo
53. Heaps Good – Entree Agassi
52. Win Big – Raptor Island
51. Honey You Broke My Heart – Kurt Lightning and the Orgasms
50. Stunner – Rabbit Season
49. A Few Cheeky Pinots With The Boys – Skunk Duck
48. Top Heavy – The Melancholy Seagulls
47. Sorry But Not Really – Vegan Santa
46. You Never Know – Pastry Coffin
45. Bourbon and Tetris – Gulliver
44. Queens Birthday Blues – Yoghurt Barn
43. Ballarat Saturdays – Leprechaun Wedding
42. Nevermind, I’m Happy Now – Bigfoot’s Dick
41. How Deep? – Hunk Armstrong and the Hypothetical Trouts
40. Debatable – Triple Decker
39. Cool Bananas – Yizmo
38. Boo Hoo – Chevy Carmichael
37. Love for Breakfast – Frisbee Choad
36. Guess You Better Pass A Cold One – Spud Simmons
35. Love Soda – Phlemingo
34. Text Me – Wensleydale
33. Play It Again – Jenny Window
32. Off Chops – Gnome Boner
31. Knock Knock – Kalifornia
30. Popular – Oblong Pirates
29. Totally Fine – Ben from Newport
28. Mad Case of the Smits – Slowpoke Rodriguez
27. Done Lovin’ – Buzzcut
26. No Shirt – Oysters for Breakfast
25. Nothin To Do, So Much Time – Triple Parked
24. Hummin’ Along – Sea Brisket
23. Better Off Dead – Hangover for Grace
22. You’re Like Whiskey – Luxemberg
21. Wake When I Wanna – Goose Venom
20. No Worries – Red Frog
19. Mississippi – Diane’s Apartment
18. Nothin Goin On – The Jaffas
17. See You At The Wedding – Green Eggs and Fam
16. Still Cryin’ – Fun Bags
15. No Clue – Rowdy Killjoy and the Hangovers
14. Blue Headed Beauty – Three Day Growth
13. Inside Scoop – Billie Gilmore
12. Monkey On Her Back – Regal Eagle
11. What’s Good – Leave it to Beavis
10. Shit for Brains – Golf Badger
9. Here’s Trouble – Dr. Vodka
8. Keep Up – Hi Hungry I’m Dad
7. Shit 4 Brainz – Lamby
6. Ice Cold – Grease Train
5. Big Fuckin Deal – Not Lenny
4. Cashed Up and Ready To Dream – Gibletz
3. Flashbacks – Clam Valley
2. None Of My Mates Go Hard Anymore – Frog Trolley
1. Hoops – The Rubens
Thank you for this great post, I thoroughly enjoyed reading it! I have recently published a new article on my blog reviewing triple j’s hottest 100 of the decade. If you have time, it would be great if you could check it out and let me know your thoughts!