There comes a time in every man’s life where he must pick a title for his autobiography. I’ve come up with a shortlist, so that’s exciting! Once I’ve decided on a title, all I have to do is write the actual autobiography, and then boom I’m done!
Here’s what I’m tossing up between:
A Whole Bunch of Hangovers
The Guy with the Rub On Tattoo
So I Married a Hamburger
The World According to Murp
Sometimes Say Never
1001 Sauces I’ve Had Before I’ve Died
I Know What I Did Most Summers
Born Throwing Up
Chicken Schnitzel Sandwich with Bacon and Fries And A Pint Of Beer For The Soul
Barely Legible
Confessions of a Cereal Liker
Twenty Six Years A Slob
Life Is Like a Bucket of Cheesecake
The 1 Habits of Highly Affective Person
Better Than the Bible
Been There, Broke That
To Grill a Chicken Bird
I Probably Shouldn’t Have Done Most of That
Who The Fuck Ate My Cheese?
How I Drank Some Mother
Brews Daze with Murphy
Why I Oughta-biography!!!!
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